Queen Spider is upset at the Mount Allison administration for betraying their allegiance to Her Highness. They promise the measly students and faculty “community consultation,” but they forget that Queen Spider makes and has always made all administrative decisions at this university. Queen Spider’s authority is all-reaching and total. You blame the administration for your woes, but in doing so you betray Queen Spider. Your administrators merely execute Queen Spider’s commands; they hold no true power before the awesome might of Queen Spider.
There is no community consultation or administrative accountability. Only Queen Spider in all her glory.
Tremble all those who stand before my administrative directive, and kneel before Queen Spider as the supreme ruler of Mount Allison University.
Transcribed before Her Highness Queen Spider by S. Clay Steell
